i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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