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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Everyone says I win the strip club
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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