He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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