Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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