evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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