jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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