he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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