Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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