didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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