She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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