the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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