theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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