Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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