...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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