Porn is love you can see.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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