Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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