omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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