just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need to calm my uterus...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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