A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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