Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
well you can't waste a boner
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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