Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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