you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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