Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Say something about gay babies.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Randomize
