idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize