I have demons in me.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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