I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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