I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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