she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I will be naked everywhere
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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