that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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