ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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