Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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