just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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