i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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