Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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