You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize