Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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