Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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