my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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