He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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