So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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