Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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