I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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