i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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