How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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