If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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