So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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