my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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