She's JV to your varsity
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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