drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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