windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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