We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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