The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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