He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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