how do flat chested girls get laid?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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