nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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