after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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