I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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