sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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